Today I bought Tau his first set of kiddie scissors. We spent lots of time practicing and when I was confident he understood how to cut the paper and not his fingers, I let him go at it.
So I’m in the kitchen and I hear mutter, mutter, mutter coming from around the corner.
“What’s that Tau?”
“I cutta the carpet!”
The cream nouveau shag that looks like mini-noodles. Could have bet big money on that.